I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
