Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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