I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I FOUND THE LEGS
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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