Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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