Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Randomize
