My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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