Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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