so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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