No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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