Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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