Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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