butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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