it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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