also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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