I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I think i got beer on your cat.
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