you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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