going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.