yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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