Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.