Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.