operation have a gay friend backfired
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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