i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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