This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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