I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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