i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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