I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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