Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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