apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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