You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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