when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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