Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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