did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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