Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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