At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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