I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
we're so committed to being not committed
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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