ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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