Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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