just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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