Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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