They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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