Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
My bed smells like the plague
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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