the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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