D3 body, D1 cock
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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