I don't think brook has ever known best
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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