Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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