yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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