She's JV to your varsity
4 words: hood of his car
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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