You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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