i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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