You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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