Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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