Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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