i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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