no, he came in my armpit
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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