Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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