Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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