I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm experimenting with sincerity
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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