I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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