just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Duck Duck Cougar?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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